Pssst, hey, buddy! Yeah, you. Look, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking,
‘Sweet babies! Not another webcomic! Those things are everywhere. Like rats. Half of
‘em don’t even update half of the time! Why should I put this one in my bookmarks’?

Well, I’m-a level with you, ’cause that’s the kind of fellow I am. I’ll tell you what, guy (or gal!). You put this here webcomic in your bookmarks (or subscribe using the appropriate button), and I’ll give you my personal guarantee:

I, Robert ‘Bob’ Pullman, do hereby declare that the webcomic known as ‘Bob the Zombie’ will
in future ALWAYS update in a timely fashion three times a week until I either die or officially
end the adventures of said cartoon zombie … whichever comes first!

Therefore, barring any technical errors that prevent me from uploading the comic I GUARANTEE will exist
for any given day, I solemnly swear I will update every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday until
doomsday. The day I fail in this task, I swear by my grandfather’s grave to do the following:

1) Go an entire day without socks, which I will prove via picture updates on my Twitpic account.
2) Sing a Miley Cyrus tune and upload it to YouTube for all the world to gag/laugh at.
3) Watch ‘The Phantom Menace’.

That’s right. So what are you waiting for? Bookmark this baby. You won’t regret it.

- Robert ‘Bob’ Pullman